Right after school one day, I decided to go to Kroger which is ALWAYS a great idea. I had a cold, 3 kids, and handful of anaphylactic food allergies with peanuts at seemingly every turn. Needless to say...I was moody and on edge.
Asher was sitting on a watermelon in the cart
saying he was laying an egg.
Willow was blowing raspberries in a gross way
and spit was everywhere.
Zoe was dancing and twirling and almost
running into people right and left.
Zoe: Mahhhhhmmm, what are we having for dinner?
Me: Pitas.
Zoe: {twirling} What?
Me: Pitas.
Zoe: {La La La}...wait, what are we having again?
Me: PEEEE. TUHHHHS. Zoe. Zoe, did you hear me?
Zoe: {Grabs a can of soup, inspects it, twirls} What?
{here is where we had wandered into a crowd and I didn't realize it}
Me: {very, VERY loudly} PEEEEEEEEDDDDUUUHHHHS
Except, from the shocked looks of all of those around me and from the sound of Asher's giggles, I concluded that it sounded like I said something else...because of my stuffed up nose. Hold your nose and say "pitas," I dare you.
How does the story end? They were out of pita bread AFTER I got EVERYTHING to go IN them.
#pullsouthair #givesup #cheetosfordinner
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